official newsletter #1
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Hello valued fan, thank you very much for signing up to the Burrito Galaxy 65 newsletter. My name is @JeremyVoxel, the swackSoft softWork’s workShop email writer. I have a lot of sick marketing strats, totally hilarious gifs of ACTUAL glitches from the game (real), and maybe even some relatable content... but first, a quick Indie Game Joke by your's truly...
ok sorry, GUAC is firing me from the team... @JeremyVoxel signing out
welcome to the burrito galaxy newsletter! written by the Swacksoft pwrboys, mason and mushbuh. this will be a little introduction and update on what we're working on!!!! one sec... let us sideload some fresh content to your internet viewer...
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here it is!!! a new fresh track from Swacksoft's audio witch kfaraday
wow good song! it's a work in progress!!!!
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wow good song! it's a work in progress!!!!
> soundcloud link <
this song is from the HOTEL ZONE at night time. the hotel is the main hub of burrito galaxy. crank it up while u read this letter!
you might have seen the short videos on the website when you subscribed to this newsletter. Burrito Galaxy is a REAL VIDEO GAME that we've been working on for about a year now. and the CORE of the game is getting to a good state. it's big and ambitious but we're working on it every day.
look! it has systems!!! this game is real (not fake) we've been working on an application on your phone that lets you equip POWER TOROIDS onto your arm, to power up your slaps.
you might have seen the short videos on the website when you subscribed to this newsletter. Burrito Galaxy is a REAL VIDEO GAME that we've been working on for about a year now. and the CORE of the game is getting to a good state. it's big and ambitious but we're working on it every day.
look! it has systems!!! this game is real (not fake) we've been working on an application on your phone that lets you equip POWER TOROIDS onto your arm, to power up your slaps.
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we've also been working on tons of new npcs and systems.
we'll show you more in the future newsletters!!!
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and finally, here's a lil peek of the work in progress hotel area. it's super early, but it'll be one of the most important areas in the game.
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